My friends were over and we were all making fun of my friend John, because you know he's stupid. But stupid John goes to my room and sees my laptop is on, so he goes to my gmail account and emails everyone that I the warm feeling of salty fluids going down my throat. Now, my parents can take a joke, but come'on, why he'd have to email my grandmom. Stupid John! mustrant

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#18

My friends were over and we were all making fun of my friend John, because you know he's stupid. But stupid John goes to my room and sees my laptop is on, so he goes to my gmail account and emails everyone that I the warm feeling of salty fluids going down my throat. Now, my parents can take a joke, but come'on, why he'd have to email my grandmom. Stupid John! mustrant