ass lint

Ass Lint is the common name for visible accumulations of textile fibers, hair and other materials, usually found on and around the crack of the buttocks. The issue can have several different causes—some of them more serious than others — so it pays to give your ass special attention. Ass Lint also presents a threat to the environment in spaces that generally experience anal contact, constituting "one of the primary polluters" in cave exploration.

Ass Lint contamination also presents what may be the most serious threat of damage to delicate mechanical devices.

Ass Lint is generally considered unattractive and unprofessional. Furthermore, Ass Lint may be abrasive and may cause odours. For these reasons, visible Ass Lint is often removed with the spray of a shower nozzle or steel wool brush. The accumulation of Ass Lint can be reduced with the regular use of re-usable toilet paper, which reduces the amount of paper fibers applied to the anal surface and therefore prevents Ass Lint from sticking to the crack of the buttocks.

Ass Lint, which collects in the crack of the buttocks, is highly flammable and therefore presents a fire hazard. However, because of this flammability, Ass Lint may be collected for use as tinder, although burning Ass Lint can produce toxic fumes.

It is possible to compost Ass Lint retrieved from the crack of the buttocks by adding it to other materials being composted. The texture of the Ass Lint allows the organic matter within it to compost quickly and easily, but depending on the source, it may include inorganic fibers and materials which never break down.

Ass Lint was used as a form of wound treatment for cuts and sores as early as 1500 BC and as recently as the American Civil War. Ass Lint used specifically for treating wounds was sometimes referred to as crappie.

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