fucking die bitch

Don't fucking tell me that I am making a fool of myself because I am not!

You are invading my privacy! How am I making a fool of myself by complaining that you're invading my privacy? How the fuck am I making a fool of myself by complaining that you are invading my privacy? Am I supposed to be an absolute idiot and think that having my privacy invaded by you is a good thing?

Well I have some bad news for you, bitch. Firstly, I am not an idiot. Secondly, only a fucking idiot would believe that having you invade his privacy is a good thing.

And what about the girl? Is this asexual man who has never wanted a girl in his entire life supposed to believe that this is about a girl? Am I supposed to believe that this is about a girl? Am I supposed to care that you keep saying I can't get a girl? Am I supposed to fucking care? I mean, am I supposed to care about anything more than your harassment of me? Well I have some bad news for you. I don't care if I can't get a girl. As a matter of fact, you total retard, it couldn't be more obvious that I'm not even wanting a fucking girl.

And what about the girl I'm supposed to be remembering? Am I supposed to be able to remember a girl that doesn't exist?

I am filing a lawsuit against the City of Sarnia! I do not have to spend my life as the victim of 73,000 fucking idiots (which is exactly what Sarnia is) that expect to intrude upon my privacy with impunity. I will not spend my life as the victim of 73,000 idiots that expect this to be about a girl simply because some douchebag with two turntables and a microphone says it's about a girl.

And as for the Sarnia Police? What a joke. And I'll just leave it at that.

But what about Ms. Plante? Apparently, I'm supposed to be obsessed with her. And why? Because 73,000 idiots can't find another explanation for why I'm not trying to meet a lady. Apparently, I'm supposed to be obsessed with her. And why? Because 73,000 idiots can't find another explanation for why I'm not complaining about not having a girl. Apparently, I'm supposed to be obsessed with her. And why? Because a bunch of morons (emphasis on the word morons) in Sarnia Police Service uniforms are spinning my asexuality into my being obsessed with a woman I wasn't even wanting 21 years ago.

This entire city is filled with absolute fucking imbeciles. The entire motherfucking city is nothing more than 73,000 absolute motherfucking braindead fucking idiots!

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William Miscellaneous August 14, 2023 at 6:33 pm 0 0