I have every right to not want a relationship with a female.
Additionally, I have every right to not be harassed by some moron insistin that I want a female.
Additionally, I have every right to not have my privacy intruded upon by that same asshole who refuses to believe that I do not want a girl!
I don't have to tolerate shit from you!
I don't have to tolerate your motherfucking running of the mouth. You have no fucking right to slander me and I have every fucking right to confront you for doin so.
You have no fucking right to intrude upon my privacy and I have every right to take exception to you doing so. And I have every fucking right to confront you for doing so!
And my taking exception to your slander and intrusion upon my privacy does not prove you correct about a fucking thing. And my confronting you does not prove you correct about a fucking thing. Nor does my confronting you make you the victim.
I do not need a reality check but I'm damn well going to get a reality cheque from every motherfucking cunt that thought they could spend the last twenty years forcing me to be the victim of their fucking crime!
And you can cut the fucking crap about me thinking I know everything. And while you're at it you can cut the crap about me knowing I'm right proving you right and it not mattering that you are wrong about everything.
Fuck you.
I do not want a girl and I have no fucking intention of being forced to live out my life being able to nothing but respond to some fucking moron that keeeps insisting that I want a bitch! I have no intention of living out my fucking life being able to do nothing but respond to that fucking moron and have that fucking moron use those fucking responses against me!
I want nothing to do with Josee Plante! I want absolutely nothing to do with that motherfucking deranged fucking cunt! And I have no intention of being forced to live out my fucking life being falsely accused by a god damned motherfucking nutjob from planet Quebec!
And cut the fucking crap about me proving you correct! You are running your mouth off about me stalking you and stalking you I am not! You are running your mouth off about me wanting you and wanting you I am not! You are running your mouth off about me being obsessed with you and obsessed with you I am not! You are running your mouth off about me being unable to take no for an answer and I am unable to figure out what I'm supposed to be takin no for an answer on from a cunt I want nothing to do with.
Cut the fucking crap, you motherfucking cunts!
YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT I WANT YOU!
I AM RESPONDING TO THAT BY SAYING THAT I DO NOT WANT YOU!
AND YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTO FUCKING DOLLAR THAT I MEAN EVERY FUCKING WORD OF THAT!
Humiliating myself?
YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT I WANT YOU!
I DON'T WANT YOU AT ALL!
Yeah, not wanting you is just so humiliating! (<<<------ That's sarcasm Bozo the Bitch)
Yeah, responding to your harassment is just so humiliating!
Yeah, totally making a fool of myself I am.
Are you a Bible thumper? Genesis is wrong!
Genesis says that Eve (woman) was made from the rib of Adam (man) so that Adam would not be lonely. Because I know everything I'm going to tell you what really happened. It is true that God made woman so that Adam would not be lonely but it is not true that Eve was made from the rib of Adam.
When God created Adam he gave Adam a dog so that he would have a loyal and faithful companion. For many years Adam was quite happy with having a dog for a loyal and faithful companion. Then one day Adam asked God, "What is this thing dangling between my legs for? Sometimes it's 1.5 cubits and sometimes it expands to 6.3 cubits."
God paused for a moment to consider the flaw in his design. Because God was widely regarded as being all-seeing and all-knowing he had some concern over what acknowleding that flaw could do to his reputation among his fellow deities.
God took Adam's dog into the woods, shaved it, lobotomized it, and called it Eve. When God emerged from the woods he presented Adam with Eve. He said to Adam, "When that thing is 1.5 cubits in length it is for pissing. When that thing expands to 6.3 cubits it's for Eve. That thing dangling between your legs shall be known henceforth as a penis and Eve shall be known as a bitch."
Etymology of the word Penis:
Penis is derived from the deity word PaNahish meaning "how embarrassing". It came about as the result of God's embarassment over creating Adam with a superfluous appendage.
NOW YOU KNOW!
NOW YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT WANT A GIRL!
NOW YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO TOLERATE YOU ASSHOLES HARASSING ME!
NOW YOU KNOW THAT I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH JOSEE PLANTE!
NOW YOU KNOW I'M NO LONGER TOLERATING HER FALSE AND SLANDEROUS ALLEGATIONS!
NOW YOU KNOW I'M NO LONGER TOLERATIN YOUR INTRUSION UPON MY PRIVACY!
NOW YOU KNOW I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO FIGHT YOUR BULLSHIT!
NOW YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOUR BULLSHIT!
NOW YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!
NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUE STORY OF ADAM AND BITCH FROM THE BOOK OF GENESIS!
BY THE WAY, you shouldn't expect to get away with your crime by expecting me to be an idiot. And my not being an idiot does not prove you right! See you in court!
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