pathetically stupid

"You think we care that you don't want us?"

You motherfucking idiots act like I came uninvited into your fucking lives. Nothing could be further from the truth. You absolute motherfucking morons came uninvited into my life.

For over two fucking decades you absolute morons tried and failed to prove an asexual, aromantic male a predator. For over two fucking decades you absolute motherfucking morons tried and failed to prove an asexual, aromantic male jealous. For over two fucking decades you absolute morons tried and failed to prove an asexual, aromantic male erotomanic. And you still refuse to accept that I am not erotomanic because you have the misdiagnosis of a total motherfucking quack.

For over two fucking decades I had to listen to you absolute imbeciles insist that this was about a girl when that quite clearly could not be the case. For over two motherfucking decades I had to listen to you fucking morons ramble on about how much fun sex is and how I'm missing out. For over two fucking decades I sat around laughing at some pathetic moron who thought he was "cockblocking" me. That's right, laughing! That is when I wasn't outraged by the fact that this motherfucking moron's "cockblocking" efforts were preventing me from getting things that actually matter to an asexual male. Things like employment, privacy, healthcare, money, and the things that even asexuals like to spend money on.

"You're just paranoid of women" I had to listen to. "You're just shy" I had to listen to. "Why would any woman want you" I was asked. "You can't get a girl, not even a prostitute" I was bombarded with. "Leave the girl alone" I too was bombarded with. And let's not forget the always humorous "You don't know what your penis is for" bullshit. And a bunch of other absolute idiocy from a bunch of redneck n'er-do-well losers culminating in a last hurrah "you will never know the touch of a woman".

What absolute motherfucking idiots!

"You don't think" the morons decried. I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING GIRL, you fucking morons! That is NOT a lack of thinking on my part; it's just the way it is!

I AM ASEXUAL, I DO NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMALE! And that is NOT A CRIME! And I am not out of touch with reality; I am asexual and THAT IS THE REAL WORLD!

So no, I don't think that you care that I don't want you. What I do think is that you cunts are braindead motherfucking stupid! Perhaps I'm naive in believing this, but it is my humble opinion that anyone with half a brain would have figured out that I was asexual, aromantic after five years of running their mouths off. If not five years, at least ten years, certainly not more than fifteen years. But yeah, if it takes you more than TWENTY LONG FUCKING YEARS TO FIGURE THAT OUT YOU DEFINITELY QUALIFY AS A MOTHERFUCKING MORON!

So I'm not at all impressed by your credentials, your degrees, or your many years of experience as a police officer, prosecutor, politician, broadcaster, psychiatrist, or even a woman.

Eat fucking shit, you absolute worthless motherfucking cunts! And dream the fuck on if you think I will ever give a damn that I "will never know the touch of a woman".

And in closing I would be remiss if I did not say this: I don't give a flying fuck about what you motherfucking idiots refuse to believe! I AM SUING YOU PATHETIC CUNTS! And NO, I do not need your permission to sue you. And I can still SUE YOU even if you don't believe that I'm asexual. I can sue you even if you hate my guts! I can sue you even if you don't give a damn about me. See, the only requisites to bring a claim against you dumb cunts are:

1) That you caused me harm; and,
2) I care enough about myself to take legal action against you.

And guess what? I do care enough about myself! So it would seem that the time has come for me to don my cape and tights and save myself from the imbecilic, if not necessarily evil, scourge that is the dimwitted motherfucking cunt!

Or my name is not William David Duke.

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guess who Miscellaneous September 20, 2023 at 8:18 am 0 0