the manager

Apparently "the manager" watches too much television.

Apparently "the manager" thinks reality is like he watches on TV. Apparently he thinks that there's always a bus coming along just as you need it and you can just jump on and instruct the driver to "follow that car!" Apparently, bus drivers are the only people in the city that don't tell me I can't always get what I want.

Apparently "the manager" thinks my alter ego is Marty McFly and I spend my days and nights on a skateboard hanging off the bumper of women's cars.

Apparently, "the manager" thinks I just happen to have all terrain vehicles stashed in bushes all over the city. Apparently, "the manager" thinks I walk around town in search of ladies to follow and when I find one I just sprint to the nearest stashed ATV and begin my pursuit.

Apparently, "the manager" thinks I have the ability to time travel and I "quantum leaped" into the future to purchase a not yet invented iPhone and some not yet invented Apple AirTags and I attached them to her car so I could track her movements.

Or maybe "the manager" thinks I fire suction cup darts with embedded tracking devices on to the back of women's cars. Then I just sit back with my little box with the big red light and the VU meter and I follow them that way... Just like on The A-Team.

Apparently, "the manager" thinks I'm a member of some super secret underground network of covert woman followers. Along with other stalker operatives we inconspicuously lurk behind newspapers in trenchcoats and fake mustaches reporting the activities of women's activities and whereabouts on channel nine of our CB radios.

Maybe "the manager" thinks I am an inventor and I invented a woman following machine that attaches to the underside of their automobiles and inconspicuously drops bread crumbs at predetermined intervals that I am able to follow.

Then again, it could very well be that "the manager" is just completely out of touch with reality.

You decide!

---

William David Duke Miscellaneous March 07, 2024 at 10:00 pm 0 0