Programmed Conviences

If anybody needs to rage over some other entity attempting to force feed their suggestions of How Convenient it is, or must be and ever will be after getting used to it, further down your throat , I'm way over here in this other long line under the Household /Office Break room/Small Appliance Isle.
Ya know....
According to The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition

I read here that this term convenience /kən-vēn′yəns/
is a noun and is defined as follows:
convenience /kən-vēn′yəns/

The quality of being suitable to one's comfort, purposes, or needs.
As in, "the convenience of living near shops, schools, and libraries."
Personal comfort or advantage.
"services that promote the customer's convenience."
Something that increases comfort or saves work: synonym: amenity.
"household conveniences such as a washing machine, an electric can opener, and disposable diapers."--------- Similar: amenity , -|WAIT| STOP| HERE .....
THAT IS ANOTHER THING THAT P*SSSES me of today!!!!
Don't mind if I make my own headlines!

Some Home Owners Drink Several Pots of Coffee a DAY ,
and not because They Have To ......uh
BEFORE THE FUCKING POT AUTO SHUTS ITSELF OFF!!!!!!
NEXT UP: Consumers Stop Purchasing pre PROGRAMMABLE for Practical Reasons and with purpose of too much RESTRICTIONS as it is in everyday life as to why they persist to make it HARD and MORE A HASSLE to sit a** down at home and reach for some stress relief from hectic environments out there (pointing out towards a window above the counter top glancing over at the microwave and staring down at the cup of NOW freshly lukewarm room tempered down liquid not melting their PREFERRED LACTOSE FREED NON DAIRY POWDERED CREAMER) with neck breaking speed straight back to the coffee pot and realizing the DYSFUNCTIONAL PRODUCT!!!!! . OMG! WTF
The ARTICLE: Begins with a question aimed toward the Manufacturers of the NEW EDITION of an Ole-school type basic small formed constructed piece of generalized mechanical household electrical appliance.
Who in blue blazes of a hell's test kitchen's work bench put some paranoid schizoid idiot in the position of determining that any avid coffee drinker would think it's such a convenience to have a COFFEE POT DECIDE WHEN and for HOW LONG one has to RELAX with a hot full to the rim steaming pot of their CHOICE?
Answered: It's a FACT JACK ABSOLUTELY NONE OF ANY AVID CONSUMERS OF COFFEE I KNOW OF would be that damned stupid.

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Marilyn Miscellaneous January 09, 2024 at 1:39 pm 0 0